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Bush Publishes ‘I Can Has Prezidensy’ (Borowitz Report)

Cover of George W. BushThe Borowitz Report has obtained an advance copy of former President George W. Bush’s memoir, entitled I Can Has Prezidensy.  Here are some highlights:

– The book contains a “Where’s Waldo?” foldout section with WMDs.

– Bush says the biggest disappointment of his eight years in office was learning there was no Santa Claus

– The book’s appendix includes a series of connect-the-dot drawings Bush was unable to complete

– Bush on the unfinished business of his Presidency: “I never did learn how that neat story about the goat ended.”

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