#10 “I just contributed to your campaign – how do I get a refund?”
#9 “It’s Sarah Palin – does this mean I’m pars’dent?”
#8 “Can’t you solve this by selling some of your houses?”
#7 “This is Clay Aiken. Is McCain single?”
#6 “Do you still think the fundamentals of our economy are strong, Genius?”
#5 “Are you doing all of this just to get out of going on Letterman?”
#4 “What would Matlock do?”
#3 “Hilary here – my schedule is free Friday night.”
#2 “Is this just an excuse to catch up on napping?”
#1 “This is President Bush – what’s all this trouble with the economy?”
(Found on the Los Angeles Times.)