Cover of George W. BushThe Borowitz Report has obtained an advance copy of former President George W. Bush’s memoir, entitled I Can Has Prezidensy. Here are some highlights:– The book contains a “Where’s Waldo?” foldout section with WMDs.
– Bush says the biggest disappointment of his eight years in office was learning there was no Santa Claus
– The book’s appendix includes a series of connect-the-dot drawings Bush was unable to complete
– Bush on the unfinished business of his Presidency: “I never did learn how that neat story about the goat ended.”
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