Sarah Palin: America's Last Defense Against the Russkies, Apparently (CBS Evening News)

Fun with Twitter, John McCain and Barack Obama? Pour a Debate Shot!

Looking for new ways to enjoy your Twitter account? Planning to watch the on-again/off-again/on-again presidential debates?

Click here for John McCain drinking games! (Example: Take a shot every time McCain says, "My friends...")

Click here for Barack Obama drinking games! (Example: Take a shot every time Obama says, "Change...")

But please, no drinks for Sarah Palin's underage, pregnant daughter, please.

And don't forget to follow It's Political Bullshit! and Mr. Media on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/andelman.

McCain's YouTube Problem Just Became a Nightmare (Brave New Films)

John McCain to David Letterman: Katie Couric is More Important Than You Are (TV Guide)

In Case You Missed It: Tina Fey as Sarah Palin, Round 1 (SNL)

Missed It: Newt Gingrich on Sarah Palin (The Daily Show)

Hey, Sarah Palin! Take a Hint from TV Producer Chuck Lorre! (The Big Bang Theory)

CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #215
*Mr. Misogyny's
Tips For Breaking Through
the Glass Ceiling

SHRILL BAD, DUSKY GOOD: No man can happily work or vote for a woman whose voice sounds like a mom or wife yelling at him. Whether running a Fortune Five Hundred company or running for office, women should practice speaking like Kathleen Turner in Body Heat. (If you have small children present, rent Who Framed Roger Rabbit and check out Jessica Rabbit.) POWER WORDS: Down through the ages there have been secret words and phrases that a select group of women have known and used to give them control over men. Use them wisely and you'll be on the other side of that glass ceiling before you know it. A short list includes: panties, huge, amazing and "anything you want, just hurry." For increased effectiveness, say these power words like Kathleen Turner. BOOBS: If you got' em, flaunt' em. If you don't got' em, buy' em. (CAUTION: This will cause other women to hate you. Do not despair. Once you and your terrific rack are running things, you can fire the jealous bitches.) POLITICALLY CORRECT FLIRTING: There is no such thing. That being said, if, by subtle words or actions, you can make a man feel sexually viable, he will act like a fool and you can steal his job. If you think that's cruel, you're not ready to break through the glass ceiling and should instead consider marrying a fat guy with hedge fund money and a history of confusing his erection pills with his heart medication.

* The views and opinions of Mr. Misogyny are not endorsed, held, or shared by Chuck Lorre Productions, Chuck Lorre, anyone who works for Chuck Lorre, or any of his friends, neighbors and relatives.

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1st Aired: 22 September 2008; "The Big Bang Theory"

Watch Sarah Palin's Vagina!

The only site more ridiculous than this one is this one. (Thank God it doesn't have a logo--yet.)

Wassup Wall Street? Foreshadowing Disaster with Cartoonist David Willson

September 19th was the one year anniversary of the day David Willson illustrated this cartoon for his "Managing 2 Laugh" feature. At the time, as Willson recalled on his MediaPro blog, this week:

"Cramer was pitching fits on television for Fed Chairman Ben S. Bernanke to wake up and smell the impending subprime meltdown. Bernanke was, in a word, detached concerning the whole thing and held out for quite some time before he eventually started cutting rates. But then after that, started cutting them with abandon. Today, he's been heard to say he's got $800 billion at his disposal, if need be, to bail out failing Wall Street institutions. Which is, of course, exactly what the third character in my cartoon wants. Back then, the Investment Banks and Funds were mainly lobbying Washington to have their $ billions in profits classified as capital gains rather than income. Now, they have Congress exactly where they want them ... soiling their pants, with Bernanke and Treasury Secretary Henry M. Paulson Jr. doing their lobbying for them."