David Letterman: Top Ten Messages On Sarah Palin's Answering Machine

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Top Ten

"Hi, It's George W. Bush. Why didn't anyone tell me resigning was an option?" "It's John McCain -- why did I call?" "Mark Sanford here. Ever been to Argentina?" "I'm calling from Geico to see if you want to renew your dogsled insurance" "It's Letterman -- we still cool?" "McCain again. Still no idea why I called" "Hi, it's the dry cleaner. Having trouble getting caribou blood out of your Prada jacket" "Hi, it's Sarah...oops...dialed my own number" "Schwarzenegger here. If you want a job, California could use a new governor" "Hey, it's McCain. Who would've thought you'd retire before I did?"

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Missed It: David Letterman Top 10 Questions for John McCain Campaign (Los Angeles Times)

Image via WikipediaThe Top Ten Questions People are Asking The John McCain Campaign

#10 “I just contributed to your campaign – how do I get a refund?”

#9 “It’s Sarah Palin – does this mean I’m pars’dent?”

#8 “Can’t you solve this by selling some of your houses?”

#7 “This is Clay Aiken. Is McCain single?”

#6 “Do you still think the fundamentals of our economy are strong, Genius?”

#5 “Are you doing all of this just to get out of going on Letterman?”

#4 “What would Matlock do?”

#3 “Hilary here – my schedule is free Friday night.”

#2 “Is this just an excuse to catch up on napping?”

#1 “This is President Bush – what’s all this trouble with the economy?”

(Found on the Los Angeles Times.)

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Clearly, Strangely, a Hillary Man (Rolling Stone)

"People like Bill Clinton . . . intelligence just leaks out of him, it forms a cloud around him. You can't penetrate it. I'm thinking about cartoons and he's talking about how to save the planet, so I always feel in over my head there."
— David Letterman in a Rolling Stone magazine cover story Q&A conducted by Jason Gay. According to the magazine, it's the first in-depth interview he has given since 1996.

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