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| "Hi, It's George W. Bush. Why didn't anyone tell me resigning was an option?" |
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| "It's John McCain -- why did I call?" |
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| "Mark Sanford here. Ever been to Argentina?" |
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| "I'm calling from Geico to see if you want to renew your dogsled insurance" |
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| "It's Letterman -- we still cool?" |
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| "McCain again. Still no idea why I called" |
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| "Hi, it's the dry cleaner. Having trouble getting caribou blood out of your Prada jacket" |
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| "Hi, it's Sarah...oops...dialed my own number" |
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| "Schwarzenegger here. If you want a job, California could use a new governor" |
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| "Hey, it's McCain. Who would've thought you'd retire before I did?" |
