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Monday, December 29, 2008

Cousin Martin Andelman's 2008 Political Year-in-Review

(Sung to the tune of "T'was the Night Before Christmas".)

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T’was the night before Christmas 2008,
And as I relaxed by the fire to contemplate,
What a remarkable year this past one had been,
So I poured a nice pinot, and dove right in.

When it started we all wondered just whom we’d be electing,
As to which one would win, there appeared no detecting.
But we knew one thing for sure, and for this we were happy,
Compared to Bush our next pres couldn’t be half as crappy.

Most thought Hillary would be our first presidential Mama,
Back then we weren’t quite sure that we’d all love Obama.

Of course, Edwards was running but we didn’t much care,
We were still talking about his fabulous hair.

There was Richardson too, and ole’ Tail Gunner Joe
And Kucinich whose wife looks like a very high priced ho.

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Saturday, December 27, 2008

Everybody Sing! "Chip Saltsman, the Stupid Honky, Lived in Tennessee..."

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The party that gave us Sarah Palin for vice president now offers America Chip Saltsman as nominee for the next Republican National Chairman. Chip, why don't you sing a few bars of your Christmas ditty, "Barack the Magic Negro?"
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From Rebecca Sinderbrand

(CNN) -- The chairman of the Republican National Committee said he was "appalled" by a song called "Barack the Magic Negro" on a CD distributed by one of his political rivals.

Republican National Committee Chairman Mike Duncan is the first person to speak out against "Barack the Magic Negro."

Republican National Committee Chairman Mike Duncan is the first person to speak out against "Barack the Magic Negro."

"The 2008 election was a wake-up call for Republicans to reach out and bring more people into our party," RNC Chairman Mike Duncan said in a statement reported Saturday afternoon by Politico.

"I am shocked and appalled that anyone would think this is appropriate, as it clearly does not move us in the right direction."

Chip Saltsman sent RNC members the parody CD "We Hate the USA" for Christmas, which includes the controversial tune. He defended his decision Friday, telling CNN the song was clearly intended as a joke.

"I think most people recognize political satire when they see it," Saltsman told CNN. "I think RNC members understand that."

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Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Drunk journalist covering Obama quits with the f-word and, oh, it's on YouTube (cnet)

SEATTLE - FEBRUARY 8:  Democratic presidential...Image by Getty Images
via Daylife
Posted by Chris Matyszczyk
November 7, 2008 2:01 PM PST

Adam Smith has a headache today.

And it's nothing to do with the world economy.

Mr. Smith flew to Miami to work with the "Miami Beach, baby" Obama campaign and to try and "make the world a better place."

At least that is what he is now claiming. And it may well be true.

However, he was filmed, seated on the sidewalk, somewhat the worse for wear, filing copy for his newspaper, the estimable Birmingham Mail of England's second city.

The chap who filmed him, a highly altruistic Dutch amateur journalist from the famed Couscous Global, a "worldwide website community where young people from all over the world between the ages of 16 and 25 share their most personal issues," managed to capture some fine quotes.

For example: "I wanted to be here because I'm here for history. The trouble is the readers of the Birmingham Mail are going to get my version of history. And I'm a little bit pissed."

That would be pissed as in more sheets to the wind than it takes to win the America's Cup.

The intrepid Dutchman also obtained this jewel: "And thank god for the BBC, because I'm cutting and pasting, oh, baby!" Which sounds remarkably like an admission that Mr. Smith was copylifting from the BBC.

The crescendo of sidewalk drama reached a piercing pitch, however, with Mr. Smith's declaration: "My name is Adam Smith, also known as Steve Zacharanda, who has just resigned from the Birmingham Mail, the Birmingham Post and the Birmingham Sunday Mercury, to set up my own magazine...F**k you, I'm doing what I want."

Naturally, the chap from Couscous Global immediately went back to his tent on the beach and uploaded the 3 minutes and 47 seconds of intimate honesty on YouTube.

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Monday, November 10, 2008

Cheech And Chong Get Out the Vote! (Funny or Die)

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Sunday, November 9, 2008

Bush Can't Answer a Question (Funny or Die)

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President Bush gets a great student question but admits he couldn't possibly answer it.


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Saturday, November 8, 2008

Hear The Masked Avengers Prank Sarah Palin (Funny or Die)

Sarah Palin meets The Masked Avengers of Canadian radio fame. See more funny videos at Funny or Die



Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Think Ahead: Hillary 2012 Shirts for Sale

Hillary Clinton for President 2012 t-shirts now on sale! Regrets only at the Campaign.com store.



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Watch Barack Obama's Election Day Speech (ABC News)

the 44th President of the United States...Bara...Barack Obama by jmtimages via FlickrHere's the link to Barack Obama's Nov. 4, 2008 acceptance speech!


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Obama Wins! Comic Sales Beat McCain’s (ICv2.com)

(ICv2.com)The election is over, and the results are in. Sales on IDW’s Barack Obama biography comic beat those on the John McCain version handily, by a 59% to 41% margin, according to an IDW spokesperson. Those numbers are based on sell-in to direct market comic retailers, which can serve as a close proxy for actual sales to consumers.

That margin appears to be wider than the popular vote percentages, which may reflect a different political composition for comic fans than for the American population, or just the desire of comic fans to collect the comic biography of the presumptive winner (Obama has been leading in the polls for some time).

The comics were serious biographies of the candidates, and shared trade dress and cover design (see “IDW’s Comic Book Bios”). (Published: 11/05/2008 12:29am)


OBAMA! (New York Times Front Page)



Obama Wins: Why All Americans Have a Reason to Celebrate (Arianna Huffington)

Image of Arianna Huffington from FacebookArianna HuffingtonBy Arianna Huffington
The Huffington Post
November 4, 2008 | 10:23 PM (EST)

Even if your candidate didn't win tonight, you have reason to celebrate. We all do.

Ten months ago, when Obama won in Iowa, we had a glimpse of what was possible and what became real tonight. What I wrote then about one state is now true for the whole country:

Barack Obama's impressive victory says a lot about America, and also about the current mindset of the American voter.

Because tonight voters decided that they didn't want to look back. They wanted to step into the future -- as if a country exhausted by the last seven-plus years wanted to recapture its youth.

And they turned out in unprecedented numbers today to make sure that no amount of scrubbed rolls, malfunctioning machines, endless lines, or polling places running out of ballots would block the way.

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Tuesday, November 4, 2008

A Job in His Future? John McCain Sells Stuff on QVC (SNL)


John and Cindy McCain joined Tina Fey (as Sarah Palin) to hawk campaign geegaws on QVC, thanks to "Saturday Night Live." He could have a future at this.


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Paris Hilton for Commander-in-Bikini (SwagHouse Media)


Paris Hilton for President.


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Ron Clark Academy Sing about Obama and McCain (CNN)

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Students of the Ron Clark Academy perform a political song supporting both presidential candidates.


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The Masked Avengers Prank Sarah Palin (CBS Morning News)


You've no doubt heard about the prank call from Montreal radio personalities "The Masked Avengers" to Sarah Palin. Now see the smart duo behind the calls in this clip with Harry Smith of CBS Morning News.


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Marty Beckerman, DUMBOCRACY, GENERATION S.L.U.T. author: Mr. Media Interview


Loony left, rabid right—author Marty Beckerman thinks there are idiots on both sides. And who’s to say he’s wrong?

Beckerman wrote the new book, Dumbocracy: Adventures with the Loony Left, the Rabid Right, and Other American Idiots. It’s a wild ride through modern politics as viewed through the lens of a young man not afraid to call life the way he sees it.

You can LISTEN to this interview with MARTY BECKERMAN, author of DUMBOCRACY and GENERATION S.L.U.T. by clicking the BlogTalkRadio.com audio player below!

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Goodwill Belittles Presidential Candidates With Thinly Veiled Barb (AdRants.com)

Yes, that's what they said...Image by circulating via FlickrADRANTS.COM: OK so not everyone in America has thousands of dollars to spend on clothes but should a person who can afford such clothes be given a back handed slap upside the head for looking good on national television while running for the President of America? It would appear that's what Goodwill is doing to Barak Obama and Sarah Palin in a new ad campiagn asking them to donate their clothing on November 5th when the Presidential dust has settled.

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Monday, November 3, 2008

Dresslikepalin.com

Alaska Governor Sarah PalinImage via WikipediaIt's the game that challenges you to behave like a GOP consultant and dress like a vice presidential candidate whose name is not Joe Biden. Need a hint? It's Sarah Palin.

Play the Game: DressLikePalin.com

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Sunday, November 2, 2008

Larry David: Is It Over Yet? (Huffington Post)

LOS ANGELES - JANUARY 20:  (FILE PHOTO) Activi...Image by Getty Images via DaylifeBy Larry David
Huffington Post
October 22, 2008
06:44 PM (EST)

I can't take much more of this. Two weeks to go, and I'm at the end of my rope. I can't work. I can eat, but mostly standing up. I'm anxious all the time and taking it out on my ex-wife, which, ironically, I'm finding enjoyable. This is like waiting for the results of a biopsy. Actually, it's worse. Biopsies only take a few days, maybe a week at the most, and if the biopsy comes back positive, there's still a potential cure. With this, there's no cure. The result is final. Like death.

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John McCain: Dead in the Water (Capitol Hell)

John McCain: Dead in the Water
by Pete Von Sholly
(See more of Pete's political work at Capitol-Hell.com!)


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Saturday, November 1, 2008

Barack Obama vs. John McCain: The Dance Off


It's John McCain vs. Barack Obama in dance studio—with a special guest appearance from one of the VP candidates.





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The Woody Allen Effect


Everyone's talking about the Bradley Effect (or at least everyone looking to preemptively explain The Diebold Effect)...

But what about the Woody Allen Effect, a.k.a, the Inadequacy Factor?

Let's face it, it's been easy being a schmuck the last 8 years, because no matter what I did, I could confidently tell myself I was a better person than the President.

But Obama is clearly a better man than I - reasoned, thoughtful, accomplished - and that makes me... uncomfortable.
(McCain and Palin... not so much).

Sure, President Obama might motivate me to become a better citizen, reassess my life's goals, reevaluate my methods, and improve the world for the benefit of everyone... but I'd rather just keep selfishly underachieving without having an elected mirror reflect my inadequacies.

I'm sure a lot of other real Americans feel the same way.

Keep Sucking America.
Country Worst.

Mount Bushmore (Capitol Hell)

Mount Bushmore: Cheney, McCain, Giuliani, Bush
by Pete Von Sholly
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Friday, October 31, 2008

Women for Sarah Palin (Funny or Die.com)

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"Finally, a woman my vagina can relate to!"



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John McCain and George Bush: The Thing That Didn't Want to Go Away (Capitol Hell)



John McCain and George Bush Star! "The Thing That Didn't Want to Go Away!"
by Pete Von Sholly
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Thursday, October 30, 2008

Gina Gershon as Sarah Palin, plus Charles Manson! (Funny or Die.com)

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Actress Gina Gershon lends her take on Sarah Palin, including a word from Charles Manson on Barack Obama and Joe Biden.



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Ron Howard, Andy Griffith and Henry Winkler Endorse Barack Obama (Funny or Die.com)

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Relive your youth as Ron Howard brings back Opie and Andy Taylor (Andy Griffith) as well as Richie Cunningham and Arthur "The Fonz" Fonzarelli to endorse the candidacy of Barack Obama.



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John McCain: Extinction Bound (Capitol Hell)

John McCain, Extinction Bound (Genus: Oldus Barely Erectus)
by Pete Von Sholly
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